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Below is a summary of tweets from July 25th, 2011

@jose602: Today’s the 10th anniversary of people debating whether we were in the new millennium or not in 2000 because the answer was “Who cares?” – 25 Jul 11 17:11

@jose602: Sometimes I forget I’m naked, but it’s not a big deal, human resources & other people waiting to use your fax machine after me. – 25 Jul 11 17:08

@jose602: I got something to stick to a non-stick pan and yet there’s not marching band here to congratulate me. – 25 Jul 11 16:48

@jose602: The only prisons that exist (you know, besides actual prisons) are the ones we create with our own fear. Try to avoid real prison, though. – 25 Jul 11 16:41

@jose602: Happy Ew Year! – 25 Jul 11 07:14

@jose602: RT @AdamLopezFalk: Power off around I-17 and central. Lots of standing water on highway. #phx http://twitpic.com/5vi66z – 25 Jul 11 05:46

@jose602: RT @THEkarliehustle: Documentary trailer about a little AM Tucson hip-hop radio station in the 90s. AWESOME. http://t.co/pMfTRfi – 25 Jul 11 05:45

@jose602: If @FINALLEVEL & @cocosworld don’t win an Emmy, I’m going to kill gravity and we’re all gonna float toward the sun. – 25 Jul 11 05:35

Below is a summary of tweets from July 24th, 2011

@jose602: Kilroy was near. – 24 Jul 11 13:20

@jose602: happynewyear – 24 Jul 11 07:34

@jose602: RT @robdelaney: I got sober at 25 after car accident/jail/rehab. I’m still a weirdo, still “creative.” Get help if you need it. Don’t die. – 24 Jul 11 07:32

@jose602: We are prepping for #SEXYVILLE ! (@dangerway) #sangria http://twitpic.com/5uzpgj – 24 Jul 11 06:40

@jose602: Wow! A tribute to Amy by @AmyWithAnEye! #SEXYVILLE http://twitpic.com/5uzp26 – 24 Jul 11 06:39

@jose602: RT @TheTorchTheatre: Defintely maybe! RT @ninky: Is there a secret show @TheTorchTheatre at 11:45? Hmmm… Maybe… #sexyville – 24 Jul 11 04:56

@jose602: @bigasssandwich Maybe. I just think it was in poor taste from the jump. – 24 Jul 11 02:58

@jose602: @manicsocratic @bigasssandwich Perfect way to market it! – 24 Jul 11 02:45

@jose602: MADVERTISING! – 24 Jul 11 02:35

@jose602: If you’re bored, please ask @bigasssandwich which high profile deaths are easier to feel better about with their food! – 24 Jul 11 02:35

@jose602: RT @bigasssandwich: Drown your Amy Winehouse sorrows in a delicious sandwich. Open 11pm-3am tonight, still have Harry Plopper specials! #putitinyourmouth #PDX – 24 Jul 11 02:33

@jose602: @bigasssandwich So sorrow over 1 death is easy to drown but not multiple ones? Is sorrow re: Caylee Anthony’s death easily drownable? – 24 Jul 11 02:30

@jose602: @HeathyrHoffman I meant irking not idling. – 24 Jul 11 02:27

@jose602: @HeathyrHoffman People’s jerky self-righteousness about AW has been idling me all day. – 24 Jul 11 02:26

@jose602: LA! Do your magic! RT @MegaRan If you’ve got a PA sys & are in LA, let me know & we’ll come to your house & give you the show of your life. – 24 Jul 11 02:25

Below is a summary of tweets from July 23rd, 2011

@jose602: Also, man – the folks who point fingers at fundamentalist Christians and their ranks about self-righteousness. – 23 Jul 11 17:05

@jose602: RT @mrskimyadawson: People who don't struggle with addiction should never assume someone should simply "clean up their act". Recovery is battle every single day – 23 Jul 11 17:03

@jose602: I get the jokes (of which 10% are funny, btw) but some folks are acting like addiction isn't an illness. – 23 Jul 11 17:02

@jose602: RT @devakali: Screaming fight in the Target parking lot between woman on bedazzled crutches & dude in a pickup truck. Good morning, Phoenix. – 23 Jul 11 16:48

@jose602: RT @markng: It's worth sparing a moment in your thoughts for all victims of mental illness at this point, including Amy. – 23 Jul 11 16:41

@jose602: I just got a cramp in my leg, jutted my foot out & karate kicked a remote control off a table. Hoping our gov't has satellite video of it. – 23 Jul 11 16:40

@jose602: @dreamhampton As soon as I saw you post it, I knew it was (sadly) true. I trust your integrity over random tweets. – 23 Jul 11 16:36

@jose602: @tdhurst @KirkYuhnke I remember the days when men could only get a mani/pedi from another man on hunting trips. Good times. – 23 Jul 11 16:35

@jose602: Damn. – 23 Jul 11 16:32

@jose602: @thekarliehustle In the handful of times I've done it, there's nothing like the tingle from rubbing my freshly & completely shorn dome. – 23 Jul 11 15:23

@jose602: RT @sportsguy33: A good reaction to the 6-week long Kurt Rambis firing. RT @rfwill13: Shatner leads a 3,000 person KHAAANN http://t.co/9Nl9pTR – 23 Jul 11 14:24

@jose602: RT @the99percent: What happens when you put a coffee table at a bus stop? http://cot.ag/qdWVNE – 23 Jul 11 14:21

@jose602: @manicsocratic That album is one of the greatest of all time. I don't doubt its powers. – 23 Jul 11 14:15

@jose602: RUMBLE RUMBLE – 23 Jul 11 13:56

@jose602: @LILBTHEBASEDGOD Send the USA's love to Oslo, brother! – 23 Jul 11 08:08

Below is a summary of tweets from July 22nd, 2011

@jose602: @tonia Bummer. Hope Sprint does right by you. Happy Friday, regardless! – 22 Jul 11 17:04

@jose602: Little known fact: You can't fold any given sandwich in half any more than 32 times. – 22 Jul 11 16:56

@jose602: @jmoriarty Doh – GrouperOn.com is taken. – 22 Jul 11 16:47

@jose602: @jmoriarty Checking the grouperon URL right now! – 22 Jul 11 16:47

@jose602: @happierman Aw, thanks, man! Can't wait to see your play! I will be in NY and am planning on it! – 22 Jul 11 16:46

@jose602: @samuelisaac Hahaha! I just watched Parks & Rec last night for the first time in a while. Good stuff. – 22 Jul 11 16:45

@jose602: @jmoriarty Oh man, Olmos has some thoughts about the Singularity. – 22 Jul 11 16:45

@jose602: @jmoriarty Hahaha! An Olmos, Eastwood, Walkon stare-off would be so squinty! – 22 Jul 11 16:44

@jose602: @hexmurda You might have just birthed the perfect brand relationship. Soft and prone to be shitty, Yep, #Drake. – 22 Jul 11 16:32

@jose602: @elliottwilson YES! – 22 Jul 11 16:30

@jose602: @thekarliehustle Nice new avatar pic! Pearly! – 22 Jul 11 16:28

@jose602: Working with a new startup that focuses on discounted sales of strip club VIP room sessions. #GropeOn – 22 Jul 11 16:27

@jose602: @jmoriarty Olmos is pretty great. Also, saw him speak; he's delightfully nutty! – 22 Jul 11 16:24

@jose602: @AspieJourno @manicsocratic @kspidel Totally. I'm in NY every summer & I know I'm related to about 50% of everyone work the kitchens. – 22 Jul 11 14:58

@jose602: Wingsuit base jumping on GMA! – 22 Jul 11 14:44

Below is a summary of tweets from July 21st, 2011

@jose602: @xenijardin Me and @ninky often say "I LOLve you!" – 21 Jul 11 15:21

@jose602: @brianshaler Ha! I actually just shaved my beard off yesterday! – 21 Jul 11 15:17

@jose602: @longcreative I'd expect big things from that band! – 21 Jul 11 14:19

@jose602: Candace Bergen. Candace Bergen. Candace Bergen. Candace Bergen. Candace Bergen. – 21 Jul 11 14:01

@jose602: CHEMICAL – 21 Jul 11 08:05

@jose602: Happy New Year! – 21 Jul 11 07:37

@jose602: @whbinder McBrayer is behind you! Bludgeon him with your sax! – 21 Jul 11 05:48

@jose602: RT @Wendys: RT for a good cause. Each retweet sends 50¢ to help kids in foster care. #TreatItFwd – 21 Jul 11 05:38

@jose602: @mrmattwalsh Hulne is the bomb! #objectwork – 21 Jul 11 05:37

@jose602: @JennHoffman Whoa! TOTES LOBE! – 21 Jul 11 05:29

@jose602: @Emperor_norton Chesko is great. Haven't seen him read in a long time. – 21 Jul 11 05:26

@jose602: @JennHoffman It's paradoxical but you honestly have to care enough to not give a fuck. – 21 Jul 11 05:20

@jose602: @DNBjorn HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BULLY! More like BIRTHYAY! – 21 Jul 11 05:17

@jose602: @jmoriarty Might have been in your draft box? I've written an email & jumped around & closed some stuff up before & had stuff end up there. – 20 Jul 11 23:05

@jose602: I'm kinda worried about Bennifer. – 20 Jul 11 22:42

Below is a summary of tweets from July 20th, 2011

@jose602: @therealmix How is Larry the White Guy? Do people still think he's funny? – 20 Jul 11 17:25

@jose602: "Your job as an artist is about making choices." – @billwadman http://ow.ly/5JcDK (h/t @43folders) – 20 Jul 11 17:00

@jose602: @mystrou Done! – 20 Jul 11 16:56

@jose602: @mystrou For solely iPhone use though, it's a slightly prettier version of the native calendar app. I'll still use it probably. – 20 Jul 11 16:01

@jose602: @mystrou It sounds like people love it for iPad & I'm sure that means bringing in more $ without having to maintain 2 dif versions. – 20 Jul 11 15:58

@jose602: @mystrou Kudos for the work & taking a risk, but @rmnl is right. Did I misunderstand how great the prev simple & clean design was? #newcoke – 20 Jul 11 15:51

@jose602: @citizenhudson I have a cassingle of the "Like Mike" song! – 20 Jul 11 15:46

@jose602: Agreed. RT @rmnl: @mystrou What have you done [...] It feels like Calvetica has died of screen clutter http://twitpic.com/5svgd9 – 20 Jul 11 09:52

@jose602: @LILBTHEBASEDGOD The B in Lil B is for Berlin tonight! Have fun, homie! – 20 Jul 11 09:48

@jose602: STIPPLE PORTRAIT – 20 Jul 11 07:45

@jose602: Happy Tune Year! – 20 Jul 11 07:42

@jose602: @tdhurst lowendmac.com often highlights deals on used Macs. – 20 Jul 11 05:25

@jose602: RT @gangplank: Just how far can you stretch $20? Participate in our $20 Challenge Friday at Noon for the School Supply Drive – http://ht.ly/5IaTI – 19 Jul 11 19:39

@jose602: RT @umlautilde Highway to Biochemical Cessation. #atheistmusic – 19 Jul 11 17:33

Below is a summary of tweets from July 19th, 2011

@jose602: Ugh. When are they finally gonna ask Rebekah Brooks why MySpace stopped being compatible with ShinyDave's MySpace GlamEditor 3? – 19 Jul 11 17:31

@jose602: Don't Start Believing #atheistmusic – 19 Jul 11 17:20

@jose602: RT @emersunn: What will society do now that gangstas with sharpies have claimed all the public restrooms as their turf? – 19 Jul 11 16:21

@jose602: @CircleKArizona Ha! Well played! – 19 Jul 11 16:18

@jose602: How embarrassing for a multi-billionaire! – 19 Jul 11 16:16

@jose602: @Beeny87 "Banana man" is an amazing interpretation! – 19 Jul 11 16:12

@jose602: Anyone know how to grow interest in something beyond people's initial interest & fascination? I'm asking for a trend. – 19 Jul 11 16:12

@jose602: Something like a phenomenon. – 19 Jul 11 10:56

@jose602: That said, Fucked Up is the reason I'm awake. Goddam! – 19 Jul 11 09:57

@jose602: Man – stop naming your kids Holden, you phoneys. – 19 Jul 11 09:56

@jose602: Happy New Year! – 19 Jul 11 08:14

@jose602: @jessicajanson If you're planning on staying in Vegas, Sin City seems like a hell of a fishbowl to study people. Sociology or Psychology! – 19 Jul 11 07:54

@jose602: Can't tell if I'm humanating the chaos or just toasting bread. – 18 Jul 11 18:24

@jose602: @undeux You can now legally sue that Starbucks for ruining your morning! – 18 Jul 11 18:15

@jose602: @doctorfailure There is nothing like mornings as a playboy millionaire. – 18 Jul 11 18:13

Below is a summary of tweets from July 18th, 2011

@jose602: Blearning! – 18 Jul 11 17:20

@jose602: More like the Macarena of Time, amirite?! – 18 Jul 11 09:43

@jose602: 24 HOUR PARTY PEEPHOLE – 18 Jul 11 09:04

@jose602: Yappy Hew Near! – 18 Jul 11 07:31

@jose602: @thefabulousone – 18 Jul 11 06:43

@jose602: @tysoncrosbie Bingo! – 18 Jul 11 06:43

@jose602: Really looking to make thousands of dollars per month from home. Any ideas? – 18 Jul 11 06:38

@jose602: @trishthedish Ice Loves Coco is the only show that I make time to watch! – 18 Jul 11 06:04

@jose602: @seanstorrs Thank you so much for coming to the show! It was awesome to have your support! – 18 Jul 11 06:02

@jose602: @FINALLEVEL is a muthafuckin' genius! – 18 Jul 11 06:00

@jose602: RT @PaulCantor: Naughty By Nature's "OPP" is not available on Spotify. I'm just pointing that out. Wanna make a white person angry? Deny them OPP. – 18 Jul 11 04:10

Below is a summary of tweets from July 17th, 2011

@jose602: Got to celebrate National Ice Cream Day early with the amazing @SweetRepublic last night! And, Jan was awesome to talk to! – 17 Jul 11 16:43

@jose602: RT @jaybaer: Google's War on Nonsense (content farms and pseudo-journalism are on the run) h/t @mitchjoel http://j.mp/nvdi1C – 17 Jul 11 16:28

@jose602: RT @StacyHolmstedt: This month's @PhoenixMagazine features a letter from Frank Sinatra to Barry Goldwater whining about the media having too much power – 17 Jul 11 16:22

@jose602: @misterruiz I believe changing your Twitter password will work to stop spam from being sent from your account. – 17 Jul 11 16:19

@jose602: Happy New Bear! – 17 Jul 11 07:17

@jose602: .@SweetRepublic is @TheTorchTheatre (4721 N Central, #PHX) until midnight! RT @ninky: Yay! Ice cream! http://j.mp/ntIXlZ” – 17 Jul 11 04:51

@jose602: @Lneighbo Aw, thank you! You are the sweetest! We gotta work on having an east valley night out! – 17 Jul 11 04:48

@jose602: @stefispice @doom_dragon "Mirror luck"? – 16 Jul 11 21:46

@jose602: @hiBrie @JLKnapp I think people mostly like to have fun w words. Again, there's a certain ironic casualness being communicated with "totes." – 16 Jul 11 21:41

@jose602: Just heard someone bumping @fucktyler's "Yonkers" in their ride. In #PHX, it's about 1,000,000 times more likely that people bump Dre. – 16 Jul 11 21:38

@jose602: It's the hormones in our food, people! RT @mashable: Is Google+ Becoming More Female? – http://j.mp/nCaQaU – 16 Jul 11 21:29

@jose602: @JLKnapp As in the goofy/slightly ironic shortening of the word "totally"? – 16 Jul 11 21:28

@jose602: Revolution is just another word for chasing your own tail. – 16 Jul 11 19:14

@jose602: @AndrewWK just be the PARTY! – 16 Jul 11 18:38

@jose602: @ShanManOnline Hell yeah! Can't wait! – 16 Jul 11 18:35

Below is a summary of tweets from July 16th, 2011

@jose602: @JennHoffman Dude! I had told Michelle about 2 hours ago that I wish you were in town and that if you were, we'd all be naked & in a pool! – 16 Jul 11 10:23

@jose602: @brianshaler Happy. Bastille Day! – 16 Jul 11 10:07

@jose602: @hepnova Thanks! – 16 Jul 11 09:26

@jose602: Headed to @hbhanrattys for the @thetorchtheatre afterparty! #PHX – 16 Jul 11 07:01

@jose602: .@AmyWithAnEye & @kliphtin brought HEB Texas-shaped, cheese & bacon crackers to @TheTorchTheatre ! #ATX #PHX http://twitpic.com/5qwrqu – 16 Jul 11 06:33

@jose602: @_stevejansen Whoa! Awesome! Just sip some lean in my honor and I'll be happy! – 16 Jul 11 03:42

@jose602: @CircleKArizona Thank you so much! – 16 Jul 11 03:41

@jose602: The audience of the 830pm @TheTorchTheatre show enters the light of longform! #torch4721 #torchphx #thirtyfivek http://twitpic.com/5qu62g – 16 Jul 11 03:40

@jose602: I'm at The Torch Theatre (4721 N Central Ave, Camelback, Phoenix) http://4sq.com/rsOHoi – 16 Jul 11 01:05

@jose602: .@TheTorchTheatre's grand opening shows start tonight! Tickets: http://j.mp/torchtkts $10 can help unlock a $750 grant! http://j.mp/torch100 – 15 Jul 11 19:50